Top Ten Bannable Christmas Carols

Keeping Christmas Safe for All The Top Ten Bannable Christmas Carols Keeping Christmas safe for all: satire We all love holiday music. Some people love it so much they start playing it in October, which of course makes them sociopaths. However, there are some Christmas songs that just should not be part of a woke society.Continue reading “Top Ten Bannable Christmas Carols”

Kevin's Perfect Gift

They agreed on a $200 spending limit. It was one of the most generous limits Julie and Kevin had imposed in their 15 year marriage. Julie was determined to spend it well. And it was time to begin shopping – today. Otherwise, she wouldn’t be done by Christmas. “Good to see you again, Mrs. Dillard,”Continue reading “Kevin's Perfect Gift”

The Time Is Coming

Surviving the newest batch of Hallmark holiday movies Winter is coming… And with it, the sickly sweet horror that befalls us all during the months of November and December. Like the yearly dying of the trees’ leaves from inside out while the sun hides from the cold a little more each evening, the icy clawContinue reading “The Time Is Coming”